I’ve probably only actually done karaoke once or twice in my life, and I cannot think of any circumstance in which I will be singing karaoke any time soon. However! This does not mean that I am not always on a quest for a perfect karaoke song. Gaga is generally near the top of my karaoke quest list: her vocal register lines up with the strong parts of my chest voice and her songs give high drama to the point of absurdity. In short, I could kill Alejandro, please invite me to your next social occasion.